This big fat sloppy guy in sweat pants sitting across the aisle from me just opened his briefcase and it is full of balloons. Not inflated ones of course. You could probably only fit one or two in the average briefcase. They are the the long balloon animal constructing type. I hope this guy is not a clown. If so John Wayne Gacy is alive and well and commuting from CT.
Wait this hot girl eating a banana just got on and she sat next to Gacy instead of me. I can't be that repulsive. Am I an a Fellini picture? Maybe a midget riding a pony and a gigantic woman with enormous cone shaped breasts will get on at 125th.
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