Someone has pissed in a snack size Wise potato chip bag and set it upright on the seat. The train lurched just after 14th street, as it does, and the bag tipped over spilling urine all along the seat wetting the pants of several riders. Some slightly as they sprung up realizing what was happening and others more so as they slumbered. Now before you call me "a glass is half empty" kind of guy and challenge the actual content of the bag as possibly lemonade or Tropical Citrus Energy Vitamin Water, mark my words it was urine and the provider of the specimen needs to drink more liquids.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
On the 6 Train September 10th 11:10PM
Someone has pissed in a snack size Wise potato chip bag and set it upright on the seat. The train lurched just after 14th street, as it does, and the bag tipped over spilling urine all along the seat wetting the pants of several riders. Some slightly as they sprung up realizing what was happening and others more so as they slumbered. Now before you call me "a glass is half empty" kind of guy and challenge the actual content of the bag as possibly lemonade or Tropical Citrus Energy Vitamin Water, mark my words it was urine and the provider of the specimen needs to drink more liquids.
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